You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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