She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
