dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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