She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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