who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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