if i died would you start the facebook group?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
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It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
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Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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