Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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