That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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