normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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