I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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