You can't special order awesome
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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