Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
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