Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
i believe in u and ur pee
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Randomize
