Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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