Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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