he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
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Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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