I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
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WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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