I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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