I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
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