My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
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you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
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the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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