i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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