I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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