i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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