Christians are straight up FREAKS
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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