What a fucking waste of an outfit
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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