Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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