Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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