and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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