HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
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