My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
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I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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