Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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