She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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