hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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