Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
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I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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