It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
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We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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