i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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