grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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