Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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