I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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