the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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