I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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