try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
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