Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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