people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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