They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
We left the knife in your bed.
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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