You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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