we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
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He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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