She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
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You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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