We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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