508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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