Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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