Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
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I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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