Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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