I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Dick very happy bro
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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